Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Hey, I lost my phone number...can I have yours?
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, I’d call you McBeautiful.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
Where you arrested before? Because I believe it is a felony to look that good.
Do you know CPR? Because I can’t breath around you.
To bad you're not history, because I would study you all day long.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Next time someone says the CPR one, tell them they're an idiot because CPR is used when you don't have a heartbeat, Rescue breathing is for someone who has stopped breathing.
ReplyDeleteThese are two I've heard, "You're all that and a bag of chips and I was wondering if you and me could dip."
Or, "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."
Any boy who starts out comparing you to a booger is a real winner!
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