Twilight Parody

This is a must watch!

Joke of the day

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."

Blind Date Etiquette

I recently signed on to be the Salt Lake City Dating Advice Examiner for Examiner.com. I know, I know, the idea of me giving dating advice is kind of comical.

Check out my first article and let me know what you think. If all goes well I will write one or two articles a week.
Blind date etiquette article

Thank You Love Notes

I’m currently taking a professional interviewing class. The professor is terrifying! It’s possible that more than one student went home and cried after our first day of class. Imagine one of the most intense people you know and then multiple by 10 and you will have my professor.

On the second day of class we were talking about sending a thank you note after a job interview. One of my classmates thought that thank you notes were old fashioned and that if anything was necessary a thank you email would suffice. The professor and the rest of the class tried to convince our classmate that everyone liked thank you notes. My classmate wouldn’t buy it; he was convinced that thank you cards and mail in general had gone the way of the dinosaur.

Dumbfounded, the professor asked “Haven’t you ever sent a thank you note to a girl?” The professor then went on to reveal one of the most romantic things I have ever heard. Every Thanksgiving this terrifying man writes his wife a thank you note. He doesn’t just buy a Hallmark Card and call it good. Oh no! This man, who strikes fear into the hearts of dozens of students, buys the largest jumbo card he can find and then writes in tiny print all of the things he is thankful for about his wife. He fills the card with around 200 things. He has been doing this for years now. The best part of all of this is that he doesn’t reuse anything from one year to the next. A true romantic would never recycle thank yous! My professor keeps a list all year long so that he can write a very specific and loving thank you card.

Is this the cutest thing you have ever heard or what?!?! All I can say is where, do I sign up for thank you card writing husband?

Let’s be friends!

I have decided that the world of Facebook is in need of a little more dating drama. I have newly created a Facebook account dedicated to my life in the dating world. So, let’s be Facebook friends!

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000416102714&v=wall&ref=profile

Let me know if you have a psychological problem.

A coworker sent me this link. Check it out! After you listen to this message you will never again give out your number. http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Sometimes you have to kiss a frog or two.

I have found an alternative for those of us who have not found Prince Charming… Grow your own! I recently returned from visiting a friend in Seattle. Like every good tourist I visit the Space Needle and shopped in ever gift shop I passed. In one gift shop I found the post amazing gadget of all time. “Magic frog to prince – just add water.” SCORE! I shelled out my cash and brought my frog prince home. Here is our journey together:

Step 1: Buy the frog (Don't let the cashier make you feel stupid. People are purchasing these all over the world.)



Step 2: Kiss, kiss, kiss the frog. (I would suggest limiting this particular step to one kiss. Your coworkers might get the wrong idea about you after the second or third kiss.)


Step 3: Watch the frog transform before your eyes.


Step 4: Enjoy your Happily Ever After with your Prince.

WARNING - Do NOT attempt to take your Prince home to meet your parents. They will send you on a vacation to a white padded room...