Monday, March 23, 2009

You might be on a bad date if...

  1. Your date walks around all night long with one of his shoelaces untied.
  2. Your date has to shovel armfuls of junk to make room for you in the car.
  3. Your date forces you to get a to-go box for your leftovers.
  4. Your date is so lost that you end up in another city before you realize and then have to break it to him that he is going in the wrong direction.
  5. Your date is wearing tighter jeans than you are and he has to have his "man bag" checked when you go through security.
  6. Your date tells you that he saw Twilight six times in the movie theater.
  7. Your date informs you that he has a concealed weapons permit and that he carries his gun everywhere, even on dates.
  8. Your date tells you that his coworkers think he is suicidal.
  9. Your date confesses that this is his first date in 4 years.
  10. Your date asks, "So were you expecting me to pay for this?"
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6 comments:

  1. Katie C.March 24, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    Please tell me none of those things happened to you... except maybe the shoe lace thing.

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  2. Lady CarolynMarch 24, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    Oh, I've sooooooooo been there! LOL Fun idea for a blog. :)

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  3. CarlaMarch 24, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    I love this idea! Ummm and sadly I've been on a date this year with a guy who fit 5 of these descriptions.

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  4. StellaMarch 24, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    11. Your date starts crying after he tells you he's never been alone with a girl before.

    True story.

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  5. RebeccaMarch 24, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Too funny!! I love it!! I'm adding to your #3...and asks if he can have your to-go box when you're leaving! I sure miss you!!

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  6. Wood FamilyMarch 24, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    You know its a bad date when the Guy send you a e-card telling you thank you for the date.

    P.S.

    Frank says "Thank You" lol

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