Step 1: Buy the frog (Don't let the cashier make you feel stupid. People are purchasing these all over the world.)
Step 2: Kiss, kiss, kiss the frog. (I would suggest limiting this particular step to one kiss. Your coworkers might get the wrong idea about you after the second or third kiss.)
Step 3: Watch the frog transform before your eyes.
Step 4: Enjoy your Happily Ever After with your Prince.

WARNING - Do NOT attempt to take your Prince home to meet your parents. They will send you on a vacation to a white padded room...